What ornithological name would Rick Perry give you?

Former Gov. Rick Perry speaks at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland during the earlier of Thursday’s two Republican presidential primary debates. Photo by Doug Mills.

Former Gov. Rick Perry speaks at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland during the earlier of Thursday’s two Republican presidential primary debates. Photo by Doug Mills.

Former Gov. Rick Perry speaks at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland during the earlier of Thursday’s two Republican presidential primary debates. Photo by Doug Mills.

Before Donald Trump took center stage in the prime-time Republican primary debate, former Texas Gov. Rick Perry faced off with six other candidates Thursday afternoon in what many called the “happy hour debate,” for all those who didn’t make the top 10.

Many said that Rick Perry dominated along with former Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina — spare one “oops” moment.

Related: In first debate, Rick Perry is top dog but Carly Fiorina shines

While responding to a question about securing the border and immigration, Perry said:

“All the way back to when Ronald Raven signed a piece of legislation that basically allowed for amnesty for over 4 million people…”

The Reagan-Raven mix-up wasn’t the kind of campaign-ending flub that marred his 2012 bid for president, but it did provide fodder for countless internet memes.

Slate Magazine made #RonaldRaven a little bit more zoologically educational with the “The Ronald Raven Name Generator.”

The generator hinges on the assumption that if Rick Perry was to flub your name, he would distort your last name into some type of bird, as he did with “Ronald Raven.”

For example, if you put Willie Nelson into the Ronald Raven Name Generator, you get “Willie Nightjar” (The Nightjar is a small bird known for its “churring” mating sounds and atypical serrated middle claw, according to BBC Nature.)

willie nightjar

The next Republican debate isn’t until September, so may as well kill some time and use the Ronald Raven Name Generator to see what name Rick Perry would give you.

Spoiler alert: According to the Ronald Raven Name Generator, if Rick Perry were to flub their names, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton would be called “Hillary Cowbird”; former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush would be called “Jeb Brant”; Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas would be called “Ted Crake”; Donald Trump would be called “Donald Tern”; and Carly Fiorina would be called “Carly Flycatcher.”

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